PURPLE GRASS BALM. - dynamic, swift, supercharged
Listen up, soldier! Purple Grass Balm is your first line of defense against inflammation, irritation, and all of life’s skin-related nonsense!
Muscle sprains? Handled. Eczema? Consider it history. Bug bites? Tackled. Swelling and redness? Shut down on sight. And those “why does my skin hate me?” moments? You betcha, Purple Grass has it covered. This little powerhouse is anti-inflammatory, anti-viral, anti-bacterial, anti-fungal, and anti-itch—basically a spa day for your skin, minus the awkward robes and soft music.
Packed with 11 all-star, all-natural ingredients, it’s got your back (and your arms, legs, and everything in between). Whether it’s cuts, scrapes, mystery rashes, or inflamed muscles, Purple Grass Balm works faster than a drill sergeant on caffeine.
Want to double up on relief? Pair it with our All-Natural Arnica Salve, and you’ll be unstoppable. Toss it in your purse, gym bag, or even your glove box—because life doesn’t wait, and neither should you.
Why Love It?
✅ Works faster than a drill sergeant on caffeine.
✅ Pocket-sized and ready for action—perfect for when life catches you off guard.
✅ Comes in a recyclable 1 oz or 2 oz screw-top tin, safety-sealed for your peace of mind and Mother Earth’s approval.
Ingredients:
Olive Oil, Wolf Berry Root, Red Root Gromwell, Chinese Angelica Root, Frankincense, Medicinal Rhubarb Root, Myrrh, Bai Zhi, Bai Xian Pi, Beeswax, Menthol.
It’s not magic—it’s just pure, natural badassery. Get yours now and make life less complicated.
Listen up, soldier! Purple Grass Balm is your first line of defense against inflammation, irritation, and all of life’s skin-related nonsense!
Muscle sprains? Handled. Eczema? Consider it history. Bug bites? Tackled. Swelling and redness? Shut down on sight. And those “why does my skin hate me?” moments? You betcha, Purple Grass has it covered. This little powerhouse is anti-inflammatory, anti-viral, anti-bacterial, anti-fungal, and anti-itch—basically a spa day for your skin, minus the awkward robes and soft music.
Packed with 11 all-star, all-natural ingredients, it’s got your back (and your arms, legs, and everything in between). Whether it’s cuts, scrapes, mystery rashes, or inflamed muscles, Purple Grass Balm works faster than a drill sergeant on caffeine.
Want to double up on relief? Pair it with our All-Natural Arnica Salve, and you’ll be unstoppable. Toss it in your purse, gym bag, or even your glove box—because life doesn’t wait, and neither should you.
Why Love It?
✅ Works faster than a drill sergeant on caffeine.
✅ Pocket-sized and ready for action—perfect for when life catches you off guard.
✅ Comes in a recyclable 1 oz or 2 oz screw-top tin, safety-sealed for your peace of mind and Mother Earth’s approval.
Ingredients:
Olive Oil, Wolf Berry Root, Red Root Gromwell, Chinese Angelica Root, Frankincense, Medicinal Rhubarb Root, Myrrh, Bai Zhi, Bai Xian Pi, Beeswax, Menthol.
It’s not magic—it’s just pure, natural badassery. Get yours now and make life less complicated.
Listen up, soldier! Purple Grass Balm is your first line of defense against inflammation, irritation, and all of life’s skin-related nonsense!
Muscle sprains? Handled. Eczema? Consider it history. Bug bites? Tackled. Swelling and redness? Shut down on sight. And those “why does my skin hate me?” moments? You betcha, Purple Grass has it covered. This little powerhouse is anti-inflammatory, anti-viral, anti-bacterial, anti-fungal, and anti-itch—basically a spa day for your skin, minus the awkward robes and soft music.
Packed with 11 all-star, all-natural ingredients, it’s got your back (and your arms, legs, and everything in between). Whether it’s cuts, scrapes, mystery rashes, or inflamed muscles, Purple Grass Balm works faster than a drill sergeant on caffeine.
Want to double up on relief? Pair it with our All-Natural Arnica Salve, and you’ll be unstoppable. Toss it in your purse, gym bag, or even your glove box—because life doesn’t wait, and neither should you.
Why Love It?
✅ Works faster than a drill sergeant on caffeine.
✅ Pocket-sized and ready for action—perfect for when life catches you off guard.
✅ Comes in a recyclable 1 oz or 2 oz screw-top tin, safety-sealed for your peace of mind and Mother Earth’s approval.
Ingredients:
Olive Oil, Wolf Berry Root, Red Root Gromwell, Chinese Angelica Root, Frankincense, Medicinal Rhubarb Root, Myrrh, Bai Zhi, Bai Xian Pi, Beeswax, Menthol.
It’s not magic—it’s just pure, natural badassery. Get yours now and make life less complicated.
All StrangeMakes products are certified 100% Drama Free! That’s right—no fuss, no frills, just pure, feel-good love in every tin, bottle, and stick.
Because life’s messy enough without your remedies throwing a tantrum.
…You’re welcome. 😉
StrangeMakes stands behind all our products with a 100% money back guarantee.
**These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA. Seek a qualified herbalist or physician before use. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease. DO NOT USE IF PREGNANT OR BREASTFEEDING without first consulting with your qualified medical practitioner .